Creeps

Nakita: So, one of our creepy bar regulars the other day... 

Mom (interrupting): How many creepy bar regulars do you have?

Nakita: ... umm, well, all of them.

Some of my favorite questions I get asked on a nightly basis...

What’s the difference between a taco and an enchilada?

What’s the difference between a taco and a burrito?

What’s the difference between a margarita on the rocks and a frozen margarita?

Is a frozen margarita the same thing as a blended margarita?

Do I pay with you or do I go up front and pay at the bar?

What do you mean you need to see my ID?

A Glimpse into My Night

Did I mention I work in a Jamaican-Mexican fusion restaurant?

Customer: I don't really like a lot of Mexican food. What was that special on your board? 

Me: A wet mahi burrito. It's a fish and veggie burrito covered in chile con queso.  

Customer: So what's it look like?  

Me: Inside is mahi, broccoli, carrots, cabbage, zucchini, rice, cheese, and black beans and it's wrapped in a spinach tortilla, covered in a spicy cheese sauce. 

Customer: So what's a burrito?  

Me: ... fish, veggies, rice, cheese, and beans wrapped in a spinach tortilla.  

Customer: No, I don't like that. I'll just get the Cajun Cobb Shrimp salad. But instead of shrimp can I get fish?  

Me: Of course.